I am not in the best of moods. I am not feeling so good about myself today. I'm sure I'll recover soon. I'll also probably give details another time. I just wanted you all to know I'm still here... just not in a blog mood.
posted by Danikabur at 2:02 PM
9 Comments:
Feel better soon.
We're here if you need ANYTHING! I hope you feel better soon x,o
Okay, stupid joke time!
Pet Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild.
The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No. What did that stupid shit do this time?", says the patron.
"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole", says the bartender.
"Yeah, well I hope it kills the little fucker because he's been driving me nuts", says the patron.
The guy finishes his drink and leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back in with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again.
While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a grape on the bar.
He grabs the grape, sticks it up his ass, then pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks.
"What now?", responds the patron.
"Well, he stuck a grape up his ass, then pulled it out and ate it", says the barkeeper.
"Well, what did you expect?", replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
Awww. Sorry to hear that Dani! Feel better soon!! *hugs*
Give yourself a hug from me. I love you!
I'm giving you "happy vibes" through this comment.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Shan: Sounds like you got a new battery for that thing. Good job.
BZZZZZZ
hope you feel better soon honey, XOXOXO
I had no idea you'd get this upset about me going out of town for a few days..
Be sure to give yourself a hug for me, too... and make sure to squeeze all the places I'd squeeze~
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