To whom it may concern,
Dani got kidnapped by aliens. She'll return as soon as they allow her to go home and write again. She is very well taken care of and not being put through any painful tests. They just like to sit and stare at her. They do however keep her locked away from any type of communication devices. She is hoping that they will get bored of her soon. She is always careful to only stare back in the hopes that they think her boring and leave send her home. She appreciates the birthday wishes and she misses you all. Darn the pesky aliens are coming after me now. I had better post this before they take me back to THE ROOM.
Dani got kidnapped by aliens. She'll return as soon as they allow her to go home and write again. She is very well taken care of and not being put through any painful tests. They just like to sit and stare at her. They do however keep her locked away from any type of communication devices. She is hoping that they will get bored of her soon. She is always careful to only stare back in the hopes that they think her boring and leave send her home. She appreciates the birthday wishes and she misses you all. Darn the pesky aliens are coming after me now. I had better post this before they take me back to THE ROOM.
posted by Danikabur at 11:34 PM
14 Comments:
Hey - what a coincidence.... We like to sit and stare at Dani too!
silly rabbit
Awwww! Poor baby!
Can't blame the aliens, though. I can't think of a better way to pass the day than staring at you.
;-)
I'm jealous. I never get to be kidnapped by aliens.
I think the aliens are upset because we said that PLUTO was not a planet. Give Dani back and we will give you PLANET status again. I told you not to trust aliens from the Dog Planet, all they do is stare at you and occasionally pee on your leg. Will a box of dog biscuits serve as a bribe?
Lucky Aliens.
I thought I taught those aliens better. Probe always probe.Especially if that have someone that looks like Dani.
Do the aliens have a digital camera?
She's not holed up with Aliens or even being holed by alien probes. She's sulking because the Eskies are out of the playoffs.
(There. I did it. I waited almost a whole week to rave about it. Arentcha proud of me???)
I'd be prouder about the probing.
I haven't cared about the Eskies since the beginning of the season. When I realized what a shit team they have become. Considering it's the first time they've missed playoffs in forever and they still have more grey cups than any other team I'm really not too concerned. :P
Thanks for all the comments :D they made me giggle. The aliens were very nice. They did however mention they would be back. They are convinced that I'm interesting despite NOT doing anything but stare back. :D
Um. actually...the Argos have more Grey Cups than the Eskies do. So there. :P
(so how was the probing, anyway? Lowk really wanted to ask but he was too chicken)
Oops you're right. The Argos have one more Cup than us. Ah well I change my statement to "they still have more grey cups than any other team (except the Argos)" :D
I didn't get probed. They really were very nice. Just kinda creepy with all the staring.
Two words: mind wipe.
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