How to annoy me (also stolen from Dooce. Thats www.dooce.com)
Tell me while I'm half asleep that you are taking my car to change a part. Since I'm half asleep I don't remember that I NEED the car for some running around before I have to be at the baby shower. Running around for things I NEED for the shower. Then leave your cell off so I can't call and ask how much longer you will be or ask to use your truck.
I appreciate you looking after my car. Please make arrangements with me next time when I can let you know if I need the car.
Tell me while I'm half asleep that you are taking my car to change a part. Since I'm half asleep I don't remember that I NEED the car for some running around before I have to be at the baby shower. Running around for things I NEED for the shower. Then leave your cell off so I can't call and ask how much longer you will be or ask to use your truck.
I appreciate you looking after my car. Please make arrangements with me next time when I can let you know if I need the car.
posted by Danikabur at 3:19 PM
6 Comments:
I love it! Never ask a sleeping person anything. The answer will not be correct. The proper time to ask is during the time when person is very awake and in the correct mind set.
That. Is. All.
Does that go for sex, too???
:-P
Sorry about your car - did you make it to the shower okay?
Luckily he got home in enough time for me to do the running around and get there on time.
I had a great time at the shower.
:)
Oh and as for sex I always say no if they wake me up. Unless I'm given enough time to brush my teeth. Its all in the way its approached. LOL
Sex? I think I faintly remember it. Isnt that for the conception of babies? Danika, you dont have babies and dont want any yet, how do you know about sex?
:-)
Have a happy Monday!
Oh I just uhhh know what I heard. Yup thats right... what I heard. ;)
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