Payday

Today being payday and April fools day my boss came up with the idea of playing a joke on the employees. He had me write up a 'memo' saying that due to a shortage in the account there will be no checks issued today. The checks wouldn't be issued until April 8. Any questions or concerns should be directed to danikabur.

That way when one of them reads the memo they will of course immediately come to me asking what the fuck is up. I will then laugh at them and hand them their checks. I'll play with them a little too before giving their checks. I can't wait!